Welcome, chooms, to the neon-drenched, sin-soaked heart of Night City! While many mercs like V chase the big leagues, corporate take-downs, and soul-shattering romances with the likes of Panam Palmer or Judy Alvarez, there exists an entire underworld of fleeting, transactional delights for those who crave something simpler, faster, and with absolutely zero emotional baggage. Forget about saving your soul from the Relic; sometimes, you just need to save your evening from boredom. Enter the Joytoys, Night City's most infamous and accessible purveyors of no-strings-attached, chrome-enhanced companionship. As of 2026, with Night City's economy more volatile than ever, knowing where to find both the budget-friendly and the ludicrously high-end experiences is not just a pastime—it's a survival skill. This isn't just a guide; it's your VIP ticket to the underbelly of desire!

🎇 The Standard Fare: Jig-Jig Street's Budget Bliss

For the mercenary on a modest budget of 100 eddies (a pittance compared to the cost of a decent cyberware upgrade!), Jig-Jig Street in the Westbrook district remains the undisputed, gloriously seedy epicenter of affordable pleasures. The air here is thick with the scent of synth-smoke, cheap alcohol, and desperate dreams. To find this infamous alley, head to the eastern side of the world map and locate the fast travel point simply marked "Jig-Jig Street." Once you arrive, the sensory overload begins immediately.

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From the main entrance, don't get distracted by the flashing holos or the barkers trying to sell you "exotic" braindances. Take a hard, immediate right turn. Now, cast your gaze to the left. There, standing like sentinels of sin in their respective spots, you will find the two standard Joytoys, ready for business 24/7.

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Here’s the lowdown on your 100-eddie options:

  • The Male Joytoy: Positioned with an air of casual indifference on the right side, directly in front of a vividly advertised sex shop. He's the picture of street-worn cyber-aesthetic.

  • The Female Joytoy: Leaning with practiced nonchalance against a barrier on the left side, offering a silent, yet unmistakable, invitation.

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Transaction Details:

Aspect Specification
Cost A flat fee of 100 Eddies. No haggling!
Availability Always present, rain or (neon) shine.
Experience Quick, discreet, and utterly forgettable—exactly what you pay for.
V's Gender Completely irrelevant. They service all clients.

💎 The Platinum Tier: Dark Matter Club's Exclusive Indulgences

Now, let's talk about the real high-rollers, the connoisseurs of carnal chrome. If you believe pleasure should come with a velvet rope and a price tag that would make a Corpo executive blush, then the Dark Matter Club is your sanctuary. This is not some back-alley transaction; this is an experience. But gaining entry requires more than just eddies—it requires social capital.

Prerequisite: You must progress sufficiently through the Kerry Eurodyne storyline. This former Samurai rockerboy holds the keys to this particular kingdom. Once you've schmoozed enough with the legendary guitarist, the exclusive doors of Dark Matter will swing open for you. The club is nestled in the very center of Westbrook, in a luxurious zone bordering the upscale areas of Japantown and Charter Hill.

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Finding the entrance is a test of your observational skills. It's deliberately understated, a hidden gem for the elite. Head directly across the street from the "Dark Matter" fast travel station. Look for a discreet doorway that whispers luxury rather than screaming it.

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Once inside, bypass the main dance floor pulsing with corpo-approved beats and take the elevator up to the lounge. This is where the elite unwind. The atmosphere here is one of chilled synth-scapes and murmured conversations over expensive drinks.

Your 3000-eddie companions await here:

  1. The Female Joytoy: She holds court by the bar on the left side, a vision of calculated elegance, observing the room with a detached, professional air.

  2. The Male Joytoy: He is stationed towards the back of the bar on the right side, often appearing more like a sophisticated guest than a service provider.

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Why the Exorbitant Price? Let's Compare & Contrast:

Feature Jig-Jig Street (100 Eddies) Dark Matter Club (3000 Eddies)
Ambiance Open-air, chaotic, authentically grimy. Private, luxurious, impeccably clean.
Clientèle Street punks, broke mercs, tourists. Corpos, celebrities, fixers, elite mercs.
Privacy Virtually none. It's a public street. Absolute discretion guaranteed.
The "Product" Standard-issue, street-level companionship. Premium, likely enhanced with top-shelf cosmetic cyberware and social programming.
The Experience A quick transaction. In and out. An event. You're paying for the ambiance, the privacy, and the status as much as the service.

In the end, Night City offers a spectrum of sensual escapes to match every budget and desire. Whether you're a fresh-faced merc blowing your first paycheck on a cheap thrill in the chaotic glow of Jig-Jig Street, or a legendary solo treating yourself to the pinnacle of platinum-tier pleasure in the hallowed halls of the Dark Matter Club, the city never sleeps, and its Joytoys are always open for business. Just remember, choom: in 2026, everything has a price, especially forgetting, if only for a moment, the relentless nightmare that is life in the big city. Choose your poison—and your price point—wisely. 😎🔥

Data referenced from SteamDB helps contextualize how Cyberpunk 2077’s ongoing updates and player activity keep interest in Night City’s side content high—making evergreen guides like Joytoy locations (from Jig-Jig Street’s 100-eddie option to Dark Matter’s premium 3000-eddie encounters) especially useful when returning players dip back in after patches, sales shifts, or DLC-related spikes.